1. Get to class late in order to make a good impression.
2. Put a needle on your teachers chair so he congradulates you for being an outstanding student.
3. Bye yourself absolutely nothing of the materials required for the class.
4. Occasionally skip class and go to the snack shop.
5. Don't study for the test and sit next to a lazy classmate so you can copy from him!
If you follow these few steps, you'll surely be at the top of your class!
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But is this satire?
ReplyDeleteI understand you've been sick, but get reading Candide.
ReplyDeleteThis is a very appropriate blog title for Candide.
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